the ganggle conspiracy
Today I saw some ducks. I was sitting next to a stream waiting for the sun to set when a ganggle of ducks came walking/swimming up the stream.
The word ganggle has three g's and is the combination of a gang and a gaggle. These ducks simultaneously exhibited the ferocity of a gang and the whimsy of a gaggle of geese.
The word gang is fierce. It begins and ends with the letter g. It is to the point and efficient.
The word gaggle is whimsical. It has 3 g's. It is a combination of the words gag and giggle.
Ganggle, also having 3 g's is best used at the beginning of the sentence because the capital G Balances the other g's. Google has figured this out, and this is perhaps the cause of their success.
This first ganggle acted very shady. When they realized that I was taking pictures of them they started to stick their heads under water only surfacing occasionally and briefly for air. They took a long time to pass by. It was clear that they were deliberately stalling to spite me. It seemed like they wanted to make sure that I had as many pictures of them as possible with their heads underwater. These ducks took their time as they swam until they got a bit upstream from me and then they stopped. At first I thought nothing of their choice to stop. I assumed that they got tired, but I soon realized that something sinister was afoot.
Soon after, I met another ganggle. They spent much less time fooling around. They only briefly concealed their heads underwater occasionally to try to hide their identities right before I took a picture. This was a somewhat effective method. I soon realized that this more efficient behavior was necessary because they were late for the duck meeting.
The two ganggles congregated and the duck meeting began. I could tell that it was a duck meeting because they were talking to each other in duck when I walked up to take a few pictures. On que, they all started sticking their heads under water when they realized that I was there to take more pictures.
I am alarmed by the coordination and organization of this ganggle of ducks. At first I wasn't too concerned because some of the ducks appeared late. This was a sign that a faction of the ducks were less disciplined. I hoped that this would lead to conflict and the organization would crumble from the inside. Then I realized that the second ganggle was not late, but the first was early. This troubles me.
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For some odd reason I just
For some odd reason I just love this. I really have nothing else to say on the matter.
That must be why I was a
That must be why I was a little turned on while writing this? Thanks for figuring this out. My world makes a little more sense now.
The good news is, I hear there is good money in duck porn.
They weren't hiding their
They weren't hiding their heads, they were mooning you. I am pretty sure you have been making duck porn. You and your shady ducks.
I manage to escape their
I manage to escape their wrath this time... I fear that they are trying to lull me into a false sense of security.
You are lucky that they only
You are lucky that they only hid their heads instead of throwing them at you for trying to infiltrate their duck meeting. I heard ganggles of ducks are not very forgiving.
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